1. Who else will change your diapers when you’re old and can no longer make it to the bathroom.
  2. To be embarrassingly lazy and call them from the other room to get your remote.
  3. So you can get a truthful answer about whether or not you really do look fat in that dress.
  4. To keep your pantry filled with individually wrapped, quick grab snacks.
  5. To have an excuse to watch Disney movies, and sing…”Do you want to build a snowman..”
  6. To carry on your love of musicals, “Grease” in particular.
  7. To do all the things you loved to do when you were their age.
  8. To force you into adulthood.