Being a mother is hard enough, try surviving in a horror movie..

1. A scream is heard…

Moms recognize that familiar sound, but they will carry on until they see blood or a hanging limb, whichever comes first.

2. A dark figure standing over them at night…

Moms would move over to create room in the bed under the covers.

3. Time to run…

They wouldn’t get very far before tripping on one of their kids shoes.

4. Everyone must stick together…

Holding hands would be a good idea, until the kids start to fight over who gets to hold Mommy’s hand.

5. No one make a sound…

Tip-toe. Tip-toe. It was quiet until Mom stepped on a Lego.

6. We have to go now…

“But Mommy so do I.” One of the kids have to use the bathroom, shit of course.

7.  Never leave a man behind…

Moms would realize this all to well when one of the kids refuses to leave without their beloved stuffed giraffe.

8. Time to hide…

While hiding you can guarantee somebody will ask for a snack.

9. Footsteps in the kitchen…

Moms are used to the late night thirst quencher, so she’d yell for them to bring her a drink too.

10. Huddle together…

“But Mom, she’s touching me!”

11. An opportunity to make a run for the door…

The strong independent kid won’t leave because she didn’t open the door all by herself.

12. Light the way…

“….but Mom I needed the flashlight batteries for my remote control car.”

13. Stay on your feet…

While running away, one of the kids will fall, and Mom will quickly swing them back to their feet. The other kids see this and immediately fall, “I’m next.”

 

-C