1.  No matter how much I work out my stomach will never be as flat as it was in my 20’s. 
  2.  30’s is NOT the new 20’s. 
  3. Nothing is better than changing into my baggy sweatpants, sweatshirt and fuzzy socks after a long day.
  4.  Ice cream makes everything better. Chocolate is a close second.
  5. The better I think I look, the better I feel.
  6. Laugh to keep from crying. 
  7. Hope for the best but always prepare for the worst.
  8. There’s no such thing as agree to disagree.  Its more like disagree until someone eventually caves in.
  9. Children are the best comedians.
  10. Every good chick flick has either Julia Roberts or Jennifer Aniston in it